When I was younger fireworks shows were the shiznit. New Years Eve meant we got to make a hell of alot of noise and nobody gave a damn. It's that day, the one day, we were ok go for launch on raising hell.
My friends and I; we liked the loud ones. Drop a skyflower any day but make things thunder and we went bonkers. KABOOOM. g'damn now tha's a firework. I'm not sure why but rattle bones and you got a winner.
My suggestion:
This new years we turn up the bass. Now that's a winner. Rattle some bones. Everybody likes a good boom.
... and then those saturn missle batteries, the buzzbombs, the bottle rockets man, the bottle rockets, and those pesky roman candles. Have you ever seen a bunch of drunk rednecks with bottle rockets and roman candles around a big azz bonfire? Horizontal and vertical take on whole new meanings.
This girl, quote .. "I don't give my damn $$ to those damn arabs, sunsbidges send that shit to bin laaaadene. Y'know whut they need to do. Send 'bunch a damn schizzers over there. find that fucker in a day." .. in relation to buying a soda from a local convenience store and the subject of speed freaks ...
lifes a hoot.
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